My roommate thought Pinball Wizard said “that deaf, dumb black kid” hahahaha

One time my brother was way too drunk and fighting with his ex, so he ended up punching like 4 holes in the wall in his bedroom (the mature solution). That day at school, Sprite gave everyone a bunch of free posters of Lebron so we used those to cover up all the holes. So he had 4 copies of the exact same poster on his wall and he doesn’t even like basketball.

I’m sorta surprised Dad never caught onto that one.

logicallypositive:

MAN

WHAT KIND OF A RACIST ASSHOLE NAMES AN AFRICAN COUNTRY NIGER DONT THEY REALIZE THE HATEFUL ORIGINS OF THAT WORD????

(via countdownwaitingformetoerupt)

When I get birthday cards or something I always feel too bad to throw them away, so I just leave them on my dresser and don’t look at them again till I move.

Hi, I’m a music elitist. I only listen to Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones and if you listen to anything that came after the 1980s then you’re a piece of shit. Did I mention what a douche I am?

Wow man, I hate when people reblog like a picture of the Earth and say “not mine” as if I actually thought they flew into space and fucking took the picture. 

(Source: microclaric, via gamer-girl-001)